And you may find yourself in Espoo, Finland.

And you may find yourself naked, surrounded by dozens of similarly naked Finnish con-goers, in a sauna,with beer and vodka flowing freely, having the time of your life.

And you may ask yourself, "how did I get here?"

In five easy pieces.



PIECE THE FIRST: FRIDAY( Wherein Air Can't-ada becomes a distant memory )

PIECE THE SECOND: SATURDAY( Talk Talk Talk )

PIECE THE THIRD: SUNDAY( A short treatise on the benefits of ice cream for breakfast )

PIECE THE FOURTH: MONDAY( Being in the most part a time for cannons, guns and towels )

PIECE THE FIFTH: TUESDAY( Wait a sec...did he just mention NAKED Finnish Sauna Parties? )

Go. You must go to Ropecon. Seriously.

Just be careful if anyone mentions wrestling.