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(no subject) @ 11:24 am

Current Mood: content
Current Music: "Power, Corruption and Lies" - New Order

We were going to send several hundred Dr. Blink # 1s as promotional copies, through a certain magazine.

Considering Diamond sold out, we've decided to change our plans.

Those comics are going into the distribution system now.

So if you couldn't get one, a few more are on the way.

Probably best to order from your Friendly Local Comics Store soon.

*****

When they came for the Zombies, I did not speak, because I wasn't a Zombie.
When they came for the Ninjas, I did not speak, because I wasn't a Ninja.
When they came for the Giant Metallic Pirate Robots...

High school student arrested on terrorism charges for Zombie story.

Allegedly.


Student Arrested For Terroristic Threatening Says Incident A Misunderstanding

A George Rogers Clark High School junior arrested Tuesday for making terrorist threats told LEX 18 News Thursday that the "writings" that got him arrested are being taken out of context.

Winchester police say William Poole, 18, was taken into custody Tuesday morning. Investigators say they discovered materials at Poole's home that outline possible acts of violence aimed at students, teachers, and police.

Poole told LEX 18 that the whole incident is a big misunderstanding. He claims that what his grandparents found in his journal and turned into police was a short story he wrote for English class.

"My story is based on fiction," said Poole, who faces a second-degree felony terrorist threatening charge. "It's a fake story. I made it up. I've been working on one of my short stories, (and) the short story they found was about zombies. Yes, it did say a high school. It was about a high school over ran by zombies."

Even so, police say the nature of the story makes it a felony. "Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky," said Winchester Police detective Steven Caudill.

Poole disputes that he was threatening anyone.

"It didn't mention nobody who lives in Clark County, didn't mention (George Rogers Clark High School), didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing,"
said Poole. "Half the people at high school know me. They know I'm not that stupid, that crazy."

On Thursday, a judge raised Poole's bond from one to five thousand dollars after prosecutors requested it, citing the seriousness of the charge.

Poole is being held at the Clark County Detention Center.
 

Haiku for you John @ 03:52 pm

Current Mood: busy
Current Music: "So It Goes" - Nick Lowe

So I had this idea.

So I write it up.

So I find other people have had the idea first.

I suspected this might be the case, which is why I did the web search in the first place.

Such is life.

So anyway, here's the idea:


HAIKU FROM THE SUBJECT LINES OF SUNDAY'S SPAM

by John Kovalic.
And his Spammers



We Are the Best John
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don't waste that chance John


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Bank Account issue


Your home payment loan
Two secretaries. One boss.
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Your paypal account
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Get yur drugggggs onlins


does your credit stink?
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the easiest way


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turn you into a Master
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I promise:we will


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These shares will explode
 

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