muskrat_john ([info]muskrat_john) wrote,
@ 2005-02-28 15:52:00
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Current mood: busy
Current music:"So It Goes" - Nick Lowe

Haiku for you John
So I had this idea.

So I write it up.

So I find other people have had the idea first.

I suspected this might be the case, which is why I did the web search in the first place.

Such is life.

So anyway, here's the idea:


HAIKU FROM THE SUBJECT LINES OF SUNDAY'S SPAM

by John Kovalic.
And his Spammers


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Vicodin only now - john
don't waste that chance John


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Your home payment loan
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These shares will explode


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[info]xoshua
2005-02-28 09:58 pm UTC (link)
ha ha!! those crack me up!!

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[info]rupertofhentzau
2005-02-28 10:11 pm UTC (link)
"Christrian"???

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[info]omni_bot
2005-02-28 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Those are genius.

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[info]omni_bot
2005-02-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)
May I repost them?

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[info]muskrat_john
2005-02-28 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Sure!

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Yeehaw
[info]omni_bot
2005-02-28 10:25 pm UTC (link)
You rock my cotton socks with a fox in a box full of rox...rocks.

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[info]talinthas
2005-02-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
you'll love this then =)

http://spamusement.com/
this dude takes spam lines and draws cartoons based on em. hilarity in each one.

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[info]thetathx1138
2005-02-28 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Is your music the "So It Goes" with the chorus "And so it...Goes" with the odd pause for three times, and then "and where it stops no one knows?"

Because I've had that stuck in my head along with "Teenage Depression" for about three weeks. My dad loves that song (don't feel old, my dad's easily got twenty years on you. :-)

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[info]muskrat_john
2005-03-01 12:26 am UTC (link)
Indeed it is!

So It Goes
Nick Lowe

I remember one night the kid cut off his right arm
In a fit to save a bit of power
He got fifty thousand watts
In a big acoustic tower
Security's so tight tonight
Oh they're ready for a tussle
Gotta keep your backstage passes
'Cause your promoter had the muscle

　

And so it goes and so it goes
And so it goes and so it goes
But where it's goin' no one knows
And so it goes and so it goes
And so it goes and so it goes
But where it's goin' no one knows

In the tall buildings
sit the head of all nations
Worthy men from Spain and Siam
Al1 day discussions with the Russians
But they still went ahead and vetoed the plan
Now up jumped the U.S. representative
He's the one with the tired eyes
747 put him in that condition condition
Flyin' back from a peace-keeping mission

...etc...

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[info]thetathx1138
2005-03-01 03:14 am UTC (link)
Imagine my shock when I heard it in Starbucks today, of all the places. Right on the heels of being in Uno's and hearing the Clash sandwiched between Flock of Seagulls and the freakin' Safety Dance. I was afraid to go into Toys R Us, lest I hear the Snivelling Shits in the Barbie aisle.

At the rate the commodifcation of 70s punk is going, we'll probably see a "Ray"-like biopic about the Germs or something. Or possibly Jello Biafra plushies.

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[info]kuroshii
2005-03-01 06:05 pm UTC (link)
We who were all broke college students (or broke retail-workers, or just plain broke) the first time around, are "older enough" to have money now and we want our music back. ;)

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[info]thetathx1138
2005-03-01 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Okay, you can have Elvis Costello, but only the recent stuff, with Burt Bacharach or however the hell you spell his name.

I just want a new musician who doesn't whine. Sid Vicious couldn't sing and couldn't play bass, but, dammit, he wasn't whiny!

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[info]kuroshii
2005-03-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)
too true. :(

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[info]formshaper
2005-03-01 03:39 am UTC (link)
pink tender morsel
stoffed inside a little can
what the hell are you?

gelatinous pink
rubbery feel, alpo smell
this is my dinner?!?

open, slice and fry
serve with eggs or toast or hash
spam is still not food.


Oops. Wrong kind of spam.


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I love Yahoo! mail.

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I feel so honored.

She wants to date me!
See her pictures on the web
Three-day free trial!

Such a great way to kill time....

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[info]wik666
2005-03-01 06:01 am UTC (link)
That has got to be the most original post I have ever seen.

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[info]pirate_wench_6
2005-03-01 03:48 pm UTC (link)
That's pure awesome. Almost makes me wish our spam filter here weren't so damn effective.

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[info]subtropic
2005-03-02 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I think a new form of folk art has been created. Great post!

(PS: I added you to my friend's list. I'm a pal of pirate_wench_06, rupertofhentzau, and uncle_twitchy, from Pete's Compendium, where I most commonly posted as groundhog.)

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